Comedy Boat

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“Absolutely hilarious—had me in tears!”
5-Star Audience Reviews | 4.9 Google Rating

Experience a live dark comedy show in London featuring boundary-pushing stand-up comedians delivering sharp, satirical, and unapologetically bold humor. This is comedy that goes where others don’t—perfect for fans of edgy, late-night stand-up.

Hosted aboard the iconic Battersea Barge, this unique comedy night offers an unforgettable setting with panoramic views of the River Thames and Battersea Power Station. Guests can enjoy access to three decks, including the Captain’s Bar, creating a vibrant and immersive live entertainment experience.

Pizza and Drink Deal Available*
Choose from Meat Feast, Chicken, or Vegetarian Supreme pizza options.
Includes a drink voucher redeemable for Gin & Tonic, Beer, Wine, or Prosecco.
(Gluten-free option not available)

Important Information
This event is strictly for ages 18 and over.
Access requires stairs to the boat and theatre deck; there is no wheelchair access.

* Pizza and Drink deal is not included with “Show Pass Only” tickets.

** By purchasing a ticket, you acknowledge that this performance includes dark, satirical, and potentially offensive material. All content is presented as comedy and is not intended to defame, harm, or represent factual claims. Also NOTE: There will be live filming of the show on the day, if you have any issues let the staff on hand know.